Great Things Seen & Heard

  • One of our EA’s appreciates distraction of the others so that she can be first on the bus, but she needs to be careful that a dead bird won’t trip her up!
  • Overheard report in the office: a student was taking a sh** in the boys’ bathroom when the ceiling tile fell on his head! He added that the bottles are still up there, though.
  • A staff member accidentally texted her boyfriend to call in sick instead of me, but he had no reception to tell her she had the wrong number until late in the evening!
  • A student thinks that his teacher gives off the vibes that she makes all major life decisions based on astronomy!
  • A student emailed an assignment to CB, thinking she was JG!