Great Things Seen & Heard

Overheard: A Math student complained, “I am struggling with this material as it is affecting my ability to play sports!”
An anonymous teacher was heard to be “juggling her melons” in the kitchen on Breakfast Day!
A teacher made a daring bet: she would drink water out of a student’s shoe if he managed to finish all of his assignments in one evening!
A student who is constantly supervised because of suspicious bathroom behaviour was seen entering the gender-neutral bathroom with a banana. Why?