Great Things Seen & Heard

  • Overheard: A Math student complained, “I am struggling with this material as it is affecting my ability to play sports!”
  • An anonymous teacher was heard to be “juggling her melons” in the kitchen on Breakfast Day!
  • A teacher made a daring bet: she would drink water out of a student’s shoe if he managed to finish all of his assignments in one evening!
  • A student who is constantly supervised because of suspicious bathroom behaviour was seen entering the gender-neutral bathroom with a banana. Why?