- EWP team did well at the regional Robotics Competition, placing in the top five! Congratulations!
- A student tells his teacher that she is so short that she would be the shortest person at one of his Filipino parties, even shorter than his grandmother!
- A student tells his teacher she has too much smack!
- Now we’ve heard that KJ is a Ryan Reynolds look-alike because he’s so good-looking!
- Speculation has it that there is a trick statement hiding in each Monday Memo…