Great Things Seen & Heard

  • Teacher stopped by police for stunting in front of school.
  • Student prepares a piece of cheesecake at his home to bring to his teacher.
  • Students ask for Bingo Fridays every week!
  • A student accidentally asks his teacher, “Do you want to lick my fingers?”
  • A porn addiction discussion in class ends with talking about erectile dysfunction.
  • Students rubbing dicks in class? Got to be Grade 10, or perhaps a poor Chinese translation of cellphone!
  • Google Wellness classroom highlight: two years free from self-harm.
  • Dodging quadratics is a new form of exercise.
  • Teacher tear of time of year…
  • Student asked if this TED talk will be on YouTube, but it was an interview for the school division!
  • Student’s proud accomplishment of the year: getting taller.
  • Sugar = social lubricant.
  • Christmas wish list: a private toilet in the football room. There’s a hole in the floor after all…