- Teacher stopped by police for stunting in front of school.
- Student prepares a piece of cheesecake at his home to bring to his teacher.
- Students ask for Bingo Fridays every week!
- A student accidentally asks his teacher, “Do you want to lick my fingers?”
- A porn addiction discussion in class ends with talking about erectile dysfunction.
- Students rubbing dicks in class? Got to be Grade 10, or perhaps a poor Chinese translation of cellphone!
- Google Wellness classroom highlight: two years free from self-harm.
- Dodging quadratics is a new form of exercise.
- Teacher tear of time of year…
- Student asked if this TED talk will be on YouTube, but it was an interview for the school division!
- Student’s proud accomplishment of the year: getting taller.
- Sugar = social lubricant.
- Christmas wish list: a private toilet in the football room. There’s a hole in the floor after all…