- New way to describe oneself: formerly gifted, average adult!
- A local principal who went to the scene of a group fight in an alley down from the school was stopped by attending police for having expired registration on the license plates!
- Never give a megaphone to an English teacher at a local hockey game!
- The most unlikely student corrected a teacher for taking the Lord’s name in vain!
- A student came to the office and asked the finance secretary for his T4 slip!