- If someone asks how the coffee got on the ceiling in the science lab, we could always say it was a science experiment…
- One of our quietest teachers was reported to have started a scene in a local restaurant before leaving in a huff…
- After the Bio 30 pumpkin dilation exercise, one of the girls said, “That’s what I don’t like about being a girl!”
- La Boom days are very popular, especially with the boys!
- Our new basketball coach has his new shoes ready!
- Student just trying to be a housewife, so she says we’re ruining it for her!
- Wellness Coach enters a class as they are discussing STI’s so she piped up with, “Okay, guys, I’m here for the talk!”
- Was a teacher visiting Mr. Rogers’ house? No, it was someone else.
- Now we know how special NS is: a student brought her dried meat, and neither ate it on the bus on the way nor forgot it on the table at home!
- A student claimed that he is secretly very smart…
- A student learned four things the day he spent it in the office: not to vape at school, how to tell time without a cell phone, how much work he can get done in a day without distractions, and how many kids skip outside the office window!
- New fundraising idea: selling feet on the feet finder?!