Great Things Seen & Heard

Some students had never eaten a fruit containing a choking hazard before this week!
Student tells the teacher that she needs to brush her hair.
The bus left an EA behind when she went back into the school to get the first aid kit.
Over the night shift, an unknown janitor brought flowers in for a staff member on behalf of a secret admirer!
A teacher tried to usher a street person out of the school only to find out it was a new student!
Teacher’s tip: don’t make assignments with the answer key on the back! Maybe a substitute teacher wouldn’t notice…
A teacher accidentally farted in a student’s face when bending down to pick up a pencil off the floor!
A teacher found out that a fly walking across the classroom ViewBoard screen is enough to take control of the computer!
A student showed up in class claiming to be the student who had not yet come into class. Fortunately, the teacher figured out who the student really was and escorted him to his actual classroom.
A student grabbed a staff member’s braids and called out, “Giddy-up, Horsie!”
Students were asking teachers if their balls would shrink if they kept taking melatonin!