Great Things Seen & Heard

When reading a “shout out” from a student, it was misread to say the teacher is very “hefty” instead of very “helpful!”
Front end substitute left another staff member locked between the main entry doors by accident.
When checking airflow for vape detector, we learned that even a stinky Number Two will set off the alarm!
Some people thought we hired “Miss Garden” at the Career Fair, but it wasn’t so.
We have another new teacher: Dr. Frank!
Teachers have extra-sensory perception to know when their students are on their phones!
One student suggested the staff member get Band-Aids to remedy the bleeding ears from F-bombs!
One student said that the teacher’s voice is like the teacher drank a bucket of sand!
This is a hard one to remember: it was overheard that something is like owl water with spit in it. I wish I knew what it was…
Our school brought MORE THAN 2 TONS of food to the Food Bank after our Food Drive!!