Great Things Seen & Heard

Boys’ bathroom spy earns free lunches by revealing identity of yogurt slob.
If snitches get stitches, we need to find a positive rhyming word for whoever reveals the identity of the blueberry crusher. Could it be that snitches get riches?
In PE class (the one with 50 students), students have an opportunity to win a Golden G award!
Overheard at PVO: there are two opinions, mine and the wrong one.

We have such an awesome staff who can work together to handle anything that comes our way!
We have secret watchdog students who are keeping a handful of students in line.
Students in Foods made cookies for TP when choosing to do whatever they wanted!
Students in Science 14 reviewed kindergarten class rules on Kahoot!

One of our teachers won a scholarship for attending PD in Calgary!
PVO-VP’s child and PE teacher’s child got in a fist fight at HPE!
A student was seen listing prospects for CB!
We’ve had the fewest students with frivolous reasons for changing classes in at least 7 years!
Students are moving up streams!
Student overheard asking permission to run in the hallway because he’s late for class!

Many students picked up the banner for protecting their bathrooms on Friday!
One student thought his teacher needed therapy this week, but she was just tired!
Communication from teachers helped bring no-shows into the classroom!

We had 80 students come to the Corn Maze for our orientation day!
We have already built connections with many new students!
Dates are hard after summer break: June 31^st for the welcome assembly, and July 31^st for first day of school.
A new name for Maplewood: Wormwood!

Teacher received boxes of things off her online wish list from a total stranger in Ontario!
New way to save money at our school: if something breaks, print a new one with a 3-D printer like one of our teachers did with a broken keyboard foot!

Student gags cleaning out her locker at the end of the school year!
Try not to eat with your mouth full…
If you hear a honk, duck as it may be followed by a can of bug spray coming over the fence!
After a week on the job site, a student came back to tell a teacher that those marks on the tape measure actually mean something!
Student said she doesn’t know if her teacher said such-and-such because she never listens to him when he talks.
Student expressed concern that she would fail her diploma exam because she forgot to put her address on the answer booklet.

Congratulations to TR for his appointment as School Principal at Prairie River Junior High!
If you don’t want a sunburn on your teeth, try brushing them with sunscreen!
44% of students writing the Diploma exam on the first day incorrectly wrote their mailing address.
A teacher spontaneously created a new Pink Floyd song, singing, “We don’t need no pro-creation…”
Two teachers received compliments from a mother, who said that they saved her son!

With so many staff members going over the top to help our graduating students, our 2022 Graduation Ceremony was a huge success! Thank you for all you did to make it happen!
Walking with scenery to look at is not only a pleasant pastime, but is also a good way to overcome a boring conversation!
You know it is teacher brain-fuzz time of year when a teacher admits to talking to a mannequin in a Slave Lake store! (Always better to ask a real person when you need help finding something…)

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