- Congratulations to our new EA hired for next year, SO!
- Congratulations to SW on being accepted into a Master’s program! That’s impressive!
- This week, an accident report came up that was dated 2006-09-21. The website said that there appears to be a problem with the date!
- One step beyond falling asleep at one’s desk would be reading emails with closed eyes…
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Great Things Seen & Heard
- Our Graduating class valedictorian will be AD, and our Salutatorian, GB. Way to go, girls!
- Noticed: two students having a swordfight in ELA 20-1 to represent Macbeth and Macduff!
- Overheard: a staff member telling someone to quit back-seat driving him!
- What snake measures 3.14m long? A pi-thon, of course!
- What can you do if your dog keeps you up all night? Fall asleep at your desk, of course!
- What can you use yellow flour for? The same thing as blue flour, red flour, and orange flour…
- We have three telephone lines at school for the first time in years!
- Overheard: a student saying that CB pulls people into her office and forces them to talk!
Great Things Seen & Heard
- Our dear Grade 13 student will be working, stocking shelves in the grocery store!
- Dossier has way more features than we’ve seen so far!
- We had the best turnout ever for the last Grad parents meeting!
Great Things Seen & Heard
- We were honoured to present many long-service awards to wonderful staff members last week!
- Staff lunch boxes were a big hit last week! Thanks for organizing that!
- The student who just had a baby has the same name as the teacher who had a baby in March, so poor TR was almost accused of memory loss!
- Dancing boots are important to have so that the muck on working boots doesn’t fly into your mouth on a deep swing, not to mention the danger of spurs…
- The danger of masks: a staff member was accosted by a student at the post office, but it turned out to be a joke!
- We have twins in the office. Whose, you say? They’re Bromeliads of course…
- The value of working hard: over a 24-hour period, one student went up to 70% from 45% in ELA!
- We have all been practicing forgiveness for the pickle thief, but I think it could be like the boy who cried wolf in the future…
Great Things Seen & Heard
- Congratulations, BB, on your new teaching position in Nelson, BC! We’ll miss you…
- We’ve been duped! The victim of the pickle theft was actually the thief!
- Our school placed 5th in the provincial competition for Skills Canada Robotics! Way to go, guys!
- A student was seen vaping during on-line class; the teacher virtually suspended him!
- Speaking of vaping, a (joke) suggestion came up at School Council: a vape walk! (instead of a cake walk)
- Overheard: a staff member said she’d be a heifer forever…
- Upon hearing that my bromeliad had a baby, I was asked who’s Bromeliad?
Great Things Seen & Heard
- Many staff will be purchasing their lunches from local businesses as a sign of support over the lockdown period.
- The stolen pickle mystery has yet to be resolved, but in the meantime, students are eating pickles in their online classes! Poor NM…
- Over the lunch hour, a sleeping student on a hill beside our track suddenly sprang up when other students approached with food. Wish our security cameras caught that one!
- We will maintain our current number of teachers with the 2021-22 budget!
- We will have another EA next year!
Great Things Seen & Heard
- We had great fun with the scavenger hunt on PD Day! Thank you, CB!
- One of our staff members wrote that she went to a huge doctor!
- Huge excitement for at least one Grade 10 class this past week: pancakes and fruit for breakfast!
- Surveys may have a surprisingly good outcome: sometimes you can win a tablet!
- New word: a Chromeboom is something like a laptop but explosive!
Great Things Seen & Heard
- Congratulations to SM on her Edwin Parr nomination!
- TR’s turn to get flowers this week!
- Now our secretary’s dog ate her homework…
Great Things Seen & Heard
- When leaving for the bus, a student noticed the garbage outside and volunteered to pick it up the next day!
- New vocabulary: apparently, shepherd’s pie consists of lamb while cottage pie would be ground beef. Which did we eat the day a lamb visited our school?
- More new vocabulary: I discovered that a middle-class white woman that complains all the time and always wants her way is called a “Karen.”
- It’s always exciting when a student that hasn’t yet spoken in class starts answering questions!
- Our VP’s dog ate his homework! He brought the chewed-up book to school to protect it from further damage…
Great Things Seen & Heard
- Our day to remember went over very well with students! Thank you, CB, for all you did to organize, and to all staff that pitched in to make it a success!
- In spite of many obstacles, report cards were sent out on April 1st after all!