Great Things Seen & Heard

A school visitor informed us that one of our staff members may need a reminder that the grocery store has PDA requirements.
A student expressed frustration over not being able to find the Dance teacher in our building, but the staff members who heard about the frustration thought the student should attend more to know where to find people.
Does MK stand for Mary Kay, or Michael Kors?

Student concerned about the teacher being old and suffering hot flashes but grossly misinterprets the youthful appearance of the other teacher in the room.
Student tries to bribe teacher with real money for an exemption.
A staff member appears to be attempting to breed Easter rabbits by putting male rabbits in the same pen as the chickens. We’ll check on progress in the spring…

When greeting students in the hallway, a teacher accidentally called a student “virgin” simply because the student’s name only differs by one letter!
Record-breaking 53,750 messages appeared in a teacher’s inbox overnight! That was a big oops on the cellphone…

When reading a “shout out” from a student, it was misread to say the teacher is very “hefty” instead of very “helpful!”
Front end substitute left another staff member locked between the main entry doors by accident.
When checking airflow for vape detector, we learned that even a stinky Number Two will set off the alarm!
Some people thought we hired “Miss Garden” at the Career Fair, but it wasn’t so.
We have another new teacher: Dr. Frank!
Teachers have extra-sensory perception to know when their students are on their phones!
One student suggested the staff member get Band-Aids to remedy the bleeding ears from F-bombs!
One student said that the teacher’s voice is like the teacher drank a bucket of sand!
This is a hard one to remember: it was overheard that something is like owl water with spit in it. I wish I knew what it was…
Our school brought MORE THAN 2 TONS of food to the Food Bank after our Food Drive!!

Student gives a marriage proposal note to a staff member, set for June 2^nd!
Staff members were incredibly competitive for the Food Drive this year!
We have a new teacher: Miss Garden!
Overheard between adults: haven’t you ever gone pussy picking?
One staff member accidentally embarrassing another staff member by complimenting wacky hair that wasn’t meant to be wacky!

Both boys’ and girls’ teams won GOLD at our basketball tournament! Way to go, teams!!
Student Newsletter getting rave reviews! Way to go, Student Council!
Teacher accidentally said that teachers know nothing about curriculum instead of parents! Oops!
Tipi Time was a great way to talk about Math concepts!
Police who came to PVO for a presentation surprised us by wearing ribbon skirts!
Student in ELA talks about how he has learned that not having his cellphone in class really helps him do better!
Teacher finds student creativity projects to be the best classes ever!
Attendance at Math WIN time has been higher over the past few weeks than ever, and mostly Grade 10 students!
Teacher observed a student shadowboxing to the tune of Eye of the Tiger!
With the basketball tournament just this past week, we finally noticed that our students’ washrooms are not labelled “Girls” and “Boys,” so visiting students went in the wrong ones!
Basketball referee wanted people to smell their hands… That’s a first!

A teacher was talking about getting back to their P.I.T.A. group and we couldn’t figure it out. Check the Urban Dictionary to find the meaning!
A teacher confused honey with mayonnaise at tea time!
A teacher was overtired and thought an optometrist helps with feet!
Now, we have a parent asking a teacher to raise the marks of all the students in the class!
Auto correct changed a text message from “categories” to “cat orgies!”
When predicting the outcome if two specific staff members were ever to get in a real fight, a student said that one of them has inner rage and would win for sure. Who could that be?
A teacher asked if we could withdraw students right away to improve chances for winning the Food Drive challenge!
A student will be reading announcements in the morning!

Great News! Congratulations to our expectant staff member!
The parent who asked for fewer assignments is now asking us to redo the timetable so that Math is not offered first thing in the morning.
New parents on fundraising society executive have new ideas for earning money for school!
Our division will be installing Vape-THC-sound decibel detectors in all high school bathrooms!

Great Things Seen & Heard

A student’s mom called in for the student’s dental appointment, but the student returned after school for basketball with a new hairdo!
A group of students started a fire in the student lounge because their teacher sent them down to conduct an experiment!
A student asks to go to the locker, so the teacher asked why. The poor student couldn’t think of a reason!
The swiper got swiped! A student stole some earphones off the bus, and then the earphones were swiped a second time!
A student came to the office looking for a lint-roller to remove cat hair from a hoodie. We had nothing to offer.

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