• A teacher was talking about getting back to their P.I.T.A. group and we couldn’t figure it out. Check the Urban Dictionary to find the meaning!
• A teacher confused honey with mayonnaise at tea time!
• A teacher was overtired and thought an optometrist helps with feet!
• Now, we have a parent asking a teacher to raise the marks of all the students in the class!
• Auto correct changed a text message from “categories” to “cat orgies!”
• When predicting the outcome if two specific staff members were ever to get in a real fight, a student said that one of them has inner rage and would win for sure. Who could that be?
• A teacher asked if we could withdraw students right away to improve chances for winning the Food Drive challenge!
• A student will be reading announcements in the morning!

• Great News! Congratulations to our expectant staff member!
• The parent who asked for fewer assignments is now asking us to redo the timetable so that Math is not offered first thing in the morning.
• New parents on fundraising society executive have new ideas for earning money for school!
• Our division will be installing Vape-THC-sound decibel detectors in all high school bathrooms!

Great Things Seen & Heard   

• A student’s mom called in for the student’s dental appointment, but the student returned after school for basketball with a new hairdo!
• A group of students started a fire in the student lounge because their teacher sent them down to conduct an experiment!
• A student asks to go to the locker, so the teacher asked why. The poor student couldn’t think of a reason!
• The swiper got swiped! A student stole some earphones off the bus, and then the earphones were swiped a second time!
• A student came to the office looking for a lint-roller to remove cat hair from a hoodie. We had nothing to offer.  

• Students who have been missing for nearly two months showed up for party on Tuesday!
• A parent said there are too many assignments so we should only assign the few that are necessary to pass the course.

• A sleeping student was left behind at the bell, not once but TWICE this week!!
• A stinky locker affected the wellbeing of many but a brave soul did a favour to humanity and took out the runny cucumbers.
• We had a staff member who earned 100% on First Aid!
• EV is collecting little M&M packages for prizes in the office if you have any leftovers…

• Our Cree Word of the Day team accidentally all wore black and white plaid one day last week. What a great team!
• A student invited a teacher of another course to come cook in Foods class and it was pleasurable for both of them!
• At a recent workshop, a teacher ended up sitting at the table of a previous student from 1990, now a teacher! What a fun reunion!

• A teacher, joking around, said something about a student’s work looking like it was from someone who was high, and the student asked, “How did you know?”
• The smart phone’s work focus mode caused a teacher to be very late for a meeting!
• A student runs to the far hallway claiming there was a big fight at the school entrance, a fight between teachers of all things!

• Rat Root foraging went much better than last year!
• Only two casualties in the Earthquake Drill at PVO!
• Our school passed the surprise health inspection this week, both in the bathrooms and the kitchens!
• Teacher attacked her own nose in her sleep due to a nightmare about bugs overtaking the room!
• We have a new survival game called “Whack-a-mole” with M&M’s for prizes!

• At least one presenter at the division-wide PD day hosted in our school was interested in purchasing student artwork from our Art Gallery!
• Teacher tapes a note with her cellphone number on the front door in case people need to get in for an evening meeting, but the note disappeared before she could take it down. Maybe a student has it now…
• One highly gifted staff member attained a mark of 82% on a certificated course by taking the test without even doing the lessons!
• Class differences: boys’ bathroom stash now contains cognac instead of vodka!
• Student has two adults call in with different reasons for her absence after she calls in to order lunch for herself.
• Student recommends the principal get a taser for bathroom supervision.
• Permission was given to a teacher for kicking a student’s butt even if it means getting fired because graduation would be worth it!
• Student in the library claims he just had a smoke break in the bathroom, and then laughs and says he’s going back for another one but heads to class.
• The most unexpected students come out of the woodwork to say goodbye to NH, even before the last day.
• Volleyball teams came home with consolation final (girls) and silver (boys). Great performance!

• We discovered that PTI stress can cause temporary color blindness, especially when recounting specific details related to events.
• Beware naked teenagers practicing to be massage therapists out in the school yard over lunch hour!
• Some students were surprised that the v word is not a swear word, but a body part.