Great Things Seen & Heard

Great to hear some of our badminton players received two ASAA sportsmanship “setting the bar” awards!
Quotable quote from staff: it gets ugly before it gets better. Could that be confirming the work on our staff parking lot?
A teacher accidentally called another teacher a dickhead. Oops!
Who stole the confiscated bong from the PVO library? No students were left in the building when it disappeared, so it must have been…
With the end of the year teacher-fuzzy-brain syndrome, $500 per month for ten years adds up to $5000! Is that new math?

Teacher accidentally wrote “grilled children” as an example of healthy eating instead of “grilled chicken”!
Timetable basically settled after rearranging for conflicts—now just have to balance numbers!

Three strong students completed the work of dozens to take down the gym after Grad!
Be careful about calling for help using dictation to text: you could end up with a message about condoms not being necessary!
If your keys are stolen from your front door, it’s probably best not to break in through a window and fall on your back… let the five-year old climb through instead!
ATA Induction at the bowling alley was a lot of fun!

Thank you to all the staff who helped with the Grad ceremony: it is truly appreciated!
In the height of emotional upheaval, we know we have an admirable teacher who will try his best to turn things back to a positive note, with constructive ideas and a gentle tone!
When a teacher asked the student how his CTS module was coming, he slipped and said, “My mom has almost finished it.”
Be wary at all times because we have recently heard that a teacher stripped down on the bus not knowing that all school buses have cameras running at all times. Not sure which school the teacher was from though…
In describing the class at the end of the day, a teacher described it as being exactly like “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest!”

Our track team came back from provincials with three medals, two bronze and one gold! Way to go, team!!
Three of our students made the summer games team who compete in Okotoks in July!!

Our track team came back from zones with two broken records and a trip to provincials! Way to go, team!!
Being a tech support technician for our school division could be dangerous for your health when teachers can’t find the stapler on the new photocopier…
Future poster in the staff bathroom: please do not wipe your boogers on the wall! No-one will clean them off!!
A teacher hires students to kill birds in her yard.
Human interaction 101 soon to offered as PD for tech specialists.
A teacher was seen in attire for toga time during class this week…
Invisalign has been proven to protect staff from further injury in two separate incidents this week!
A teacher was caught checking butts at Ford during school hours.
A report received regarding burn marks in the boys’ bathroom was misread as bum marks!

Our Foods students prepared cookie trays to give to Emergency workers!
A group of PVO students went outside to kneel down and pray to St. Carmichael before their test!
We heard a student was grounded — by his Science teacher!

Bannock Bison Burger BBQ was a big hit! Students were overheard saying it’s the best day yet!
Wonderful school team got the burgers together in record time! Thanks, CB, for setting up and organizing!
Thanks, KM, for getting the BBQs to work before it was too late!
Students also reported positive learning at the mini-conference. Thanks, CG, for organizing it!
When the sky darkened with smoke and everything looked orange, a student was heard calling it comparing it to apple-clips!

Contracts have been sent to evaluated teachers for next year. Congratulations!
Success on field trip: KM drove the school bus and the NLC trip went well!
Students are loving teaching seniors how to use their cell phone features!
Our first student focus group went over very well—results to be shared at future meeting.

Mes mots hebdo